FUNFARE By Ricardo F. Lo The Philippine Star
If Vilma Santos is the Star For All Seasons, Nora Aunor The Superstar, Sharon Cuneta The Megastar, Maricel Soriano The Diamond Star, Ai-Ai de las Alas The Comedy Concert Queen, Kris Aquino The Queen of Talk and Boy Abunda The King of Talk, then who is The Unkabogable Star?
You couldn’t have guessed it — yes, Vice Ganda!
Didn’t you know that it was Vice who coined that word on Showtime, the noontime show he co-hosts on ABS-CBN, and that word has become part of the Twitter vocabulary?
Why unkabogable?
“Because he is the first Pinoy with the most number of fans and friends on Facebook, more than 3,311,831,” said Ogie Diaz, Vice’s manager.
Ogie also described as “unkabogable” Vice’s first solo major concert in May last year at the Araneta Coliseum and his launching movie, Viva Films’ Petrang Kabayo, which “kicked” P132M at the tills.
Will the record of Vice’s five-Sunday-old ABS-CBN show Gandang Gabi, Vice; and Eto Na…Vice Ganda!, his second concert set at the Araneta Coliseum on Friday, July 1, also be “unkabogable”?
It remains to be seen.
Meanwhile, here’s an “unkabogable” sexy talk with the country’s No. 1 Vice:
Who’s your big crush?
Move over, Lady Gaga, eto na si Lady Ganda!
“Lion King. Sexy naman talaga si Lion King, eh!”
What’s the truth about you and Jon Avila?
“Yeah, it’s true! And the truth will set us free. Dyahe naman kung ako ang sasagot, eh, ako ang pa-girl. Hahaha!”
Have you ever thought of undergoing sex transplant?
“No. I’m still enjoying it.”
What’s the craziest (pinakabaliw) thing that you’ve done for a man?
“I can’t say it. It’s unprintable.”
How can you tell if a man is only after your money, not your body?
“When he asks for the first and not for the latter.”
Have you ever been heartbroken?
“No, not heartbroken, just bankrupt.”
What’s the ultimate thing that you would do for love?
“Wrestle with the ultimate fighter.”
What is sexy to you?
“Intelligent is sexy.”
When do you feel sexiest?
The Unkabogable Star has 3,311,831 fans and friends on his Facebook
“When I begin to talk.”
Name three guys that you find sexiest — and why.
“Jon Avila (hihihi!); he’s physically sexy. Kean Cipriano…he’s sexy with his personality and confidence; and Jhong Hilario…he’s sexy when he dances; his talent is sexy.”
When did you lose your innocence…to a man or a woman; younger, older or your age?
“I haven’t lost it yet. It’s still intact ?. So, boys, come and get it!
Have you ever been sexually harassed?
“All the time.”
Sexiest part of a man’s body.
“His nipples.”
Sexiest part of your body.
“My tongue.”
Sexiest song.
“Teach Me How To Dougie.”
Sexiest musical instrument.
“The organ.”
Sexiest book.
“Noli Me Tangere.”
Sexiest time of day.
“Every time I wake up.”
Sexiest part of the house.
“The restroom.”
Sexiest perfume.
“Jovan. Hehehe!”
Sexiest food.
“Hotdog, turon and lengua.”
Sexiest attire.
“Boxer shorts.”
Sexiest flower.
‘When do I feel sexiest? When I begin to talk.’
“White Flower ?.”
Sexiest billboard.
“Ellen Lising’s billboard.”
Sexiest TV show.
“TV Patrol.”
Sexiest scene he has seen in a movie.
“Nora Aunor’s hilltop scene in Himala.”
Sexiest scene he has ever done (in a movie or TV show).
“My naked scene in Petrang Kabayo.”
Sexiest thing he has ever done to himself.
“Picked my navel and smelled my finger.”
Sexiest thing he has ever done with somebody.
“I picked my navel and made him smell my finger.”
Sexiest fantasy.
“Bed scene with Kokey.”
What can we expect from your concert at the Big Dome (how different is it from the first one)?
“This might be my last Araneta concert kaya lahat ng pasabog, lahat ng hindi ko pa nagagawang sampol sa Showtime, itotodo ko na dito.
“To be honest, everytime I have a big concert, it really causes me sleepless nights. Ang nakakalokah pa diyan, nai-stress ako, kaya nagkaka-alopecia rin ako, dahil masyado kong iniisip kung paano ko pagagandahin ang performances ko at kung paano kong susulitin ang effort at pera nila para mapanood lang ako’t maging masaya. Ibibili na lang nila ng bigas, inonood pa nila ng concert ko, kaya ayokong puchu-puchu (so-so) lang ang concert ko, kaya pati ‘yung mga guests ko, binigyan namin ng moment na mapapatawa nila ang mga tao.
“I hope PGT’s Rico the magician and Alakim could watch, dahil meron akong gagawin ditong nakakalokah. It’s also a magical show. Hahaha!
“My guests are my best friend Toni Gonzaga, my lover (I don’t know if he’s aware, ha?) Xian Lim, Billy Crawford, ang panalo sa mga bagets na si Enchong Dee, ang kinaiinsekyuran ko ang kagandahan at kaseksihang si Cristine Reyes, produced by Viva Concerts, Showtime Productions and directed again by GB Sampedro.”
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